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Wednesday, December 29, 2004

Alan Shore: This would be when you get up.
Denny Crane: Introduce me.
Alan Shore: I beg your pardon.
Denny Crane: I like to be introduced in the beginning.
Alan Shore: *looks up him and then stands up* Ladies and gentlemen, I give you, Danny Crane. *judge looks at them in the most puzzling way*
Denny Crane: *stands up and walks out* The district attorney has made my client seemed like a horrible disgusting vile person and when I get down, when I've had my say, ladies and gentlemen, the jury when you've finished listening to what I've to say to you right now, this very minute, he will see far less disgusting, far less horrible and won't seem vile at all. Danny Crane. *sits down while Alan and the district attorney stared in awe at Danny*

Oh my God! LMAO. That's the funniest court case I've ever heard! The jury must be so awed by his speech.